Words and music by Michael S. McIntyre and Dean Friscic
No one ever tells you, when you finally do get sober
How friends slowly desert you one by one
I used to throw big parties that rocked the neighborhood
I guess the new me just isn't much fun
Well, the die's already cast
Nobody's coming to my door
It's been one year since my last
The party ain't stopping here no more
I've learned to love the mornings, no more sleeping until noon
No more picking up a glass or a dirty dish
It's a day for making cupcakes, gonna decorate one with a candle
I'll light it, but I've already got my wish
Because the die's already cast
Nobody's coming to my door
It's been one year since my last
The party ain't stopping here no more
I've got to respect myself and listen
When my head says time to go
I've found that the most powerful thing
Is to simply say no
The die's already cast
Nobody's coming to my door
It's been one year since my last
The party ain't stopping here no more
The party ain't stopping here no more